Somewhere in Between

Draw

more drawings

and

Paint

more paintings

Of farts on

Fire

And massive babies

giving birth to tiny adults

Spindly Blue Men licking their own asses

Women Skydiving

with babies attached to umbilical cords

That are also skydiving

in spread eagle form

Wearing helmets

and parachutes

donning faces that fight the wind

Because

When we look at them on canvas

We can’t help but laugh

Being 8th grade fuck boys

Which we still are

hiding in bags of Cheetos

that lie below beards

and Cheetos stained wine glasses